STARK EXPO'S FAILURE EXPOSEDBy J. Jonah Jameson
NEW YORK -- Violate. Mutilate. Annihilate. What was promised to be an exhibition of ingenuity and innovation has degenerated into predictable Stark-sponsored mayhem. Pro-mutant terrorists descended upon the Expo during the keynote presentation, attacking all three pavilions and assaulting a group of peaceful protesters outside the grounds.
Sokovia Accords task force agents were on scene, using their so-called 'enhanced' abilities to quell a supposedly malevolent robot (again, Stark-sponsored) instead of evacuating the terrified taxpayers who fund their extraneous escapades. Other enhanced individuals who failed to secure the safety of several civilians include Iron Man, King T'Challa of Wakanda, and Spider-Man, the latter whom is a dangerous vigilante and remains at large. The attacks were finally suppressed upon the arrival of military support, and the surviving terrorists have been detained.
Stark Industries has yet to make a public statement to take responsibility for this travesty. CEO Virginia Potts is conveniently comatose, while Tony Stark adamantly and consciously avoids the media. The pro-mutant terrorists have shown the world the callous lengths they're willing to go to prove themselves superior to humans. Will we let ourselves be dominated, or will we fight back?
Posted: Dec 5 2017, 05:42 PM